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Beer and Self Loathing (January 20, 2010)

Like a flying jawbone turning into a spaceship, we jump from the ancient to the modern, with a little beauty from 2009



An Oldie but Goldie (January 19, 2010)

Partly to atone for The Stanley Chronicle's failure to publish in recent months, but also because we couldn't resist shaming Baz into losing a bit of weight now that it's January; here is a leaner, if not meaner Stanleys from the Year of Arnold nineteen eighty...six. Seven. No. Hang on, a bloody long time ago, anyway. This is the band ACTUALLY RECORDING their legendary megaselling smash "Terrible Truths". That's right, you are witnessing a legend in the making. No stroking of chins and lounging around a mixing desk in them days, oh no.



Tonight's Television (November 23, 2009)

Why do you Think You're Dr Who? (BBC1 21:00)
Veteran thespian Malcolm de Vespertine waves his scarf along a series of wobbly white corridors in search of his timelord forebears. Accounts of the slums of 18th Century Gallifrey prove too much for our stiff-upper-lipped board-treading titan. Sob! Ratings! Licence Fee! Ker-ching!

Fall Down a Hole (ITV1 18:00)
Saturday Evenings will never be the same again. Who's had the sorriest tabloid media mauling this week? Over-earning spouse-bashing footie trogs? Expenses-squirreling-slime-oozing elected representatives of the people? Breakfast-shunning thighbone-protruding noseless catwalk brats? Did they deserve it? You bet they did! What shall we do with 'em? (everybody!) Throw 'em down the a hole! In a TV first, You - yes, you - the viewer, can participate in our groundbreaking justice experiment by pressing the red button at our shrill behest. Next up, "Nasty" Norman (© The Sun) Benton from Northampton, who had his hands in his pockets when interviewed about OUR BRAVE BOYS. They're fighting for you, Norman Numbnuts, the nation gapes in barely-contained latent fury at your crime. Viewers' Poll? Bring on the Hole!

Spo (BBC3 22:00)
The entire inner circle of MI5 get run over by a combine harvester before the opening titles have finished. Press the Red button for The making of Spo following the programme.
Spo Series 43 is available on DVD in a 1-disc set, padded out with Hermione Norris reading the Shipping Forecast. Dogger. Light-westerly.



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